As you come into the foyer, notice the extensive ornamentations made with volcanic rock. Also notice the million dollar furnishings. Off to the left you might see the kitchen, where your private chef, Pierre awaits your every order. As you look out the huge windows with beautiful views, notice your private ski resort and an 18 hole golf course designed by Jack Nicklaus.
As we go down stairs we enter your entertainment floor, with a private theatre, arcade, party rooms, and a golf driving range and putting green with your very own golf shop. Out this door, we see your garage with 25 different cars from the most famous designers in the world, such as: Audi, Bugatti, Ferrari, Ducati, BMW, and Lamborghini. Also notice your extensive collection of ATVs, trucks, motor boats, and motor cycles, all powered by steam that draws off the lava underneath us. As you look out the Garage doors, you will see your private racing track.
Now let’s take the elevator to the fourth floor. (Elevator music plays as you rise on the elevator, as Nacho taps his foot to the beat). Welcome to your exercise and well being floor, with geo thermal heated hot tubs, saunas, pools, and 500 foot high water slides. The heat from the lava not only heats the water in the house, but acts as a thermostat when in gets cold. On the right you will see your gym, soccer fields, basketball courts, and running track. You can also see your personal trainers, massage therapists, and servants to attend to your every health need.
On the next floor we come to the guest floor, which holds the guest rooms. Rooms personalized for each person who comes to stay here. And if you look out the window, you may see your barn with horses, cows, and the like, all taken care of by your own servants. Adjacent to the barn you will see your 300 acre farm, grown on the rich volcanic soil.
As we climb the stairs and come to the nest floor, we come to the music floor with a recording studio and every instrument known to man. Also on this floor, your private library and office, notice the beautiful views from 10,000 feet above the ground.
As we come to the last point on our tour, your floor we notice your massive bedroom with a huge walk in closet and 1,000 square foot bathroom. There are also doors leading to your golf course, ski resort, kitchen, or any room in the house. As you may notice there is a staircase off to the right, this will take you to the elegant roof, a good place to eat, sleep, read or do just about anything.
Now as you might have guessed, living on an active volcano is not easy, we have prepared escape routs for you to take, in the event the lava flows through our walls of indestructible metal. The first escape rout is for you to strap on your skis and use your supreme ninja skills to ski down the mountain away from the lava. The second escape rout is for you to take your private jet or helicopter off the volcano on your private air strip.
This concludes our tour, master I hope you will enjoy living in Mansión del Volcán, as I know I will enjoy serving you. I will give you a chance to get settled into your new home so hasta que nos reunamos de Nuevo, master, until we meet again.
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ReplyDeleteAnyway, I thought this was very interesting. I remember doing my volcano house. My friends and I made ours into a chain of islands that were all connected by underwater train tunnels. We called them the 'I Know Islands'.
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